None of the images on this blog are mine. I've manipulated, combined, edited, and otherwise fiddled with many of them. Where I know the original source, I've made a note in the blog entry. I welcome comments and feedback, and I hope you find something here that speaks to your own transgressive fantasies.

I've created a tumblr at I'm adding old captions to the tumblr and I'll publish new ones on both blogs for the time being.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Twenty-Three Percent

She had complained that she was only making 77% of what the male servers were making.  Her boss pulled out his calculator and punched away at the keys, the glowing numbers on the display jumping and flashing, as he droned on about numbers, percentages, statistics, multiplying the inverse, taking the derivative...

"There," he said. "See?"

She blinked and tried to focus. "Huh?"

"That number.  What does it say? You can read that, can't you?"

"Um, twenty-three?"

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Contraceptive Coverage, Part 2

Outraged at how his wife had been treated, he insisted on a meeting with the director of employee benefits.

"Well," she said, "there are alternatives to the option we gave your wife..."

Later, he told his wife, "I'm sorry, honey. There's just no other choice. Now spread your cheeks a little more while I lube up..."

Contraceptive Coverage

They had counted themselves lucky.

Both she and her husband had landed good jobs with the same company right after graduation.

Hopefully, they would be able to pay off their student debt soon.

They couldn't afford to start a family yet, so she had gone to their company's benefits department to see about what kind of contraceptive coverage the company offered.

She hadn't had the heart to tell him what their answer was yet, but he was waiting eagerly in the bedroom now.

Saturday, July 19, 2014

One of the Family

Titsie was a rescue. This is the picture that the pet shelter gave us when we adopted her. Obviously, she had been well-cared for at some point; she was nice and plump, disease-free, and she had been spayed. Apparently, however, her owners decided they no longer wanted her, and they left her by the side of the road.

She was skittish around my wife and other uncollared females, so my theory is that her owner's wife must have been abusive to her.

But she's happy now and licks pussy just as eagerly as she sucks cock.  She's good with the kids too. She's always wet and offers up one of her holes when she sees that one of the boys as a boner, and my daughter likes playing hide-the-dildo with her. 

It's like she's just one of the family now!

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

A Woman's Level

Women in the Republican Party agree: If you want a woman to understand your complex ideas, you have to

"Bring it down to a woman's level."
Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC), July 11, 2014

Bring it down to a woman's level. 

Got that?

That would be right about...


The Republican Party
Where a woman can be seen and not heard
because she's got my dick in her mouth