None of the images on this blog are mine. I've manipulated, combined, edited, and otherwise fiddled with many of them. Where I know the original source, I've made a note in the blog entry. I welcome comments and feedback, and I hope you find something here that speaks to your own transgressive fantasies.

I've created a tumblr at I'm adding old captions to the tumblr and I'll publish new ones on both blogs for the time being.

Saturday, August 9, 2014


She looked up and smiled brightly, hoping desperately that her daughter was in a mood to play nicely with her toys.

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Harmony Ranch

Faced with a toxic corporate culture, the board of directors decided that all executives were required to attend a teamwork training retreat at Harmony Ranch.

Catherine Moyer (Vice President for Strategic Planning) and Lena Bergen (Chief Technology Officer) had been notoriously bitter adversaries, but now they were model graduates of Harmony Ranch and inseparable work partners.

They were pleased to demonstrated to other female employees the new corporate value of teamwork, and-- incidentally-- champion the board's decision on the acceptable form of birth control.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Twenty-Three Percent

She had complained that she was only making 77% of what the male servers were making.  Her boss pulled out his calculator and punched away at the keys, the glowing numbers on the display jumping and flashing, as he droned on about numbers, percentages, statistics, multiplying the inverse, taking the derivative...

"There," he said. "See?"

She blinked and tried to focus. "Huh?"

"That number.  What does it say? You can read that, can't you?"

"Um, twenty-three?"

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Contraceptive Coverage, Part 2

Outraged at how his wife had been treated, he insisted on a meeting with the director of employee benefits.

"Well," she said, "there are alternatives to the option we gave your wife..."

Later, he told his wife, "I'm sorry, honey. There's just no other choice. Now spread your cheeks a little more while I lube up..."